The Straight Poop.: Archive

Jan 26th

The Boy Who Could Walk on Sand.

There once was a boy from far, he knew not what is limits are. That was as much rhyming as I could get into one story… The boy was named Peter, Peter Sandfoot. A fitting name for a boy who’s feet were made of sand. He could lay in bed, he could sit in a chair, but he couldn’t go anywhere. Yes that was another rhyme, but it was unintentional. You see If Pete tried to walk he feet...

Jan 10th

Is it me or are you a piece of shit?

I’ve become sick and tired of listening to shitty people say shitty things. My next step is ultra violence. I think you will agree.

Jan 10th

Another night. Another awesome dance fiesta! (at House Without A Key) [pic] — http://t.co/J1JpYRla

Dec 22nd

First sugar cane stick of many to come!!! (at House Without A Key) [pic] — http://t.co/kJLZ2xrh

Dec 20th

Santa clause is going to toys r us. (at Toys”R”Us) [pic] — http://t.co/FxcLrvlh

Dec 19th

Hellooooo Oahu!!! I mean, ALOOOOOHA!!! (at Honolulu International Airport (HNL)) [pic] — http://t.co/y05cb6aZ

Dec 17th

Oh fuckjng ya!!! New Paramount logo. Batman opening. Ghost fuking protocol. Mer… (at AMC Citywalk Stadium 19) [pic] — http://t.co/nxVerivf

Dec 16th

I just ousted @lacheraqui as the mayor of Vortex Immersion Media Dome on @foursquare! http://t.co/LqRvKmqi

Dec 14th

RT @brooksuniverse: Rainy monday in LA..it’s like Los Angeles WANTS me to go to Hawaii..okaaaay twist my arm #hawaiinokaoi

Dec 13th

Soft. Awesome open!!! The food is better than anything I’ve ever had!!! Jeff wins again!!! http://t.co/EASKNnxN

Dec 11th

Waiting for AAA http://t.co/CqvUgILH

Dec 10th

OH SNAP!!!! Got questions for @daniellogan aka boba fett, tweek them to @GeekNation Danny boba fett will be our guest tonight on @fivebyfive

Dec 9th

You may be the mayor but I am the king. (@ Philippe The Original) http://t.co/vpO1rW7t

Dec 7th

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Dec 5th

Oh ya!!!! I mean. Haaaarr http://t.co/s5wUNWeo

Dec 4th

why @TomCruise is my best friend and not yours… We just laugh ALL the time!!! We see movies… Eat food…. it’s a thing!!! TC!!!!!

Dec 2nd

Jet blue. Vegas. Weird. http://t.co/Q3ehoE3y

Oct 24th

Vegas…. Ew. (@ Bob Hope Airport (BUR) w/ 9 others) http://t.co/T0wWS9vq

Oct 23rd

Cocaine. Hookers. (@ Bionic Marv’s Party Palace) http://t.co/ZKAPZnBS

Oct 23rd

RT @brooksuniverse: bye @torymell off 2 LV…it’s all good..@fynnfynn and I r gonna party like it’s the end of the world…oh wasn’t tha …

Oct 22nd

For Ozzie. Have fun in Canada (@ Chick-fil-A w/ 11 others) http://t.co/gi02wROH

Oct 22nd

5 more followers and I hit my goal of 300 followers. Spartan Photo to Follow. And puts me only 999,995 away from my goal of 1mil by dec 2012

Oct 21st

Superpants are Super Duper.

Oct 20th

The difference between my balls And my nuts are about 1 POOD

Oct 19th

Good-bye Royalton. See u next year!!! (@ Royalton Hotel) http://t.co/Hz6XO8Af

Oct 18th

I am a business class citizen. (@ American Airlines Flight 117) http://t.co/A0Hv0hkb

Oct 17th

Alan tudyk, Betty Thomas, and LOKI r on my plane. http://t.co/dJe4u8IK

Oct 17th

I just unlocked the “Far Far Away” badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/IZ7ih40c

Oct 16th

Checkin in. Then off to dinner!!! (@ Royalton Hotel) http://t.co/P5yQCVVp

Oct 14th

I’m at Roscoe’s House of Chicken & Waffles (1514 N Gower St, at Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles) w/ 6 others http://t.co/CAnfHsDG

Oct 13th

I HATE TIME!!!!!

25 years… 25 YEARS!!!!!!! That’s how long ago The Princess Bride came out… Holy Cheese Steak!!!! How do we stop time? How do we change the we we perceive time? Even if some invents a time machine, WE still age… The time process needs to be 2 fold. 1. Stop the aging process, 2. Create Time Travel. Figure those two things out… and we win… I win… somebody...

Oct 10th

RT @brooksuniverse: #Canyoufigureout - Irreversible Quantum Dynamics ?….I am having a liiiitle bit of a hiccup with the von Neumann al …

Oct 10th

I’m at Sweet Butter Kitchen (13824 Ventura Blvd, Sherman Oaks) http://t.co/2qWpWBMj

Oct 10th

I’m at Valley Inn (4557 Sherman Oaks Ave, Sherman Oaks) http://t.co/IQhag5De

Oct 9th

The Shifty Guy

Don’t know if you heard the news about the Shifty Guy. He is short… still growing, but short. He’ll tell you he needs to go to the bathroom even though he just went. He’ll say so while telling you he is not tricking you… but he tricks you… he always tricks you.

Oct 8th

Come to me Isky. (@ Brat Brothers) http://t.co/37a9zuC7

Oct 7th

Photo: I remember my first computer, it was the Apple IIe. I remember playing the best games on that… http://t.co/GgfbnXlz

Oct 6th

Lunch with @gregaronowitz super director. Mega kisser

Sep 24th

I will not follow jesus into anything!

Sep 23rd

hey @Mr_Sark I know a dude who loves entering you from the south!!! His name is mr fist… He deals in love… and fisting.

Sep 22nd

Saturday dim sum. Wowzer!!!!! (@ Empress Pavilion Restaurant w/ 2 others) http://t.co/SL8ZJmoh

Sep 18th

HEY TWITSTERS! I just need 999,728 more followers to hit the 1,000,000 mark!! Tell your friends to follow me! @brooksuniverse @milynnsarley

Sep 14th

Migraines... and Puppy Dog Kisses.

After almost 30 years of headaches and Migraines, today, I am proud to say that I got my first “Stabbing Headache!” Good news is it lasted only about a minute or less… The bad news is… Holy shit… felt like I got shot… or Stabbed in the temple… It was wild!

Sep 13th

Forever and a Day....

Well… It seems like only several months ago I posted something here…. Well… I have so much more to say that I will tell you all about it later!!!! Don’t believe me? Come back and find out!!!!!

Sep 10th

I am Legend of the Fall.ing Down hill racer x-men of a Certain Age of Innocence.

Mar 20th

I’m at Roddenberry Productions http://4sq.com/fS4feB

Mar 20th

I’m at Benihana (38 N La Cienega Blvd, btw Wilshire and Clifton, Los Angeles) w/ 3 others [pic]: http://4sq.com/gYneG2

Mar 19th

I’m at Lamill Coffee Boutique (1636 Silver Lake Blvd, Los Angeles) http://4sq.com/fLGRxS

Mar 19th