The Straight Poop.

Tales, Stories, Vulgarity, Movies, and Pictures... Everything not on the webbernet.

PS. My stories are from instant thought. I don't spell check, I don't go back and re-read. If they don't make sense... well... neither do I.

Soft. Awesome open!!! The food is better than anything I’ve ever had!!! Jeff wins again!!! http://t.co/EASKNnxN

OH SNAP!!!! Got questions for @daniellogan aka boba fett, tweek them to @GeekNation Danny boba fett will be our guest tonight on @fivebyfive

why @TomCruise is my best friend and not yours… We just laugh ALL the time!!! We see movies… Eat food…. it’s a thing!!! TC!!!!!