The Straight Poop.

Tales, Stories, Vulgarity, Movies, and Pictures... Everything not on the webbernet.

PS. My stories are from instant thought. I don't spell check, I don't go back and re-read. If they don't make sense... well... neither do I.

RT @brooksuniverse: bye @torymell off 2 LV…it’s all good..@fynnfynn and I r gonna party like it’s the end of the world…oh wasn’t tha …

5 more followers and I hit my goal of 300 followers. Spartan Photo to Follow. And puts me only 999,995 away from my goal of 1mil by dec 2012

Superpants are Super Duper.

The difference between my balls
And my nuts are about 1 POOD