The Straight Poop.

Tales, Stories, Vulgarity, Movies, and Pictures... Everything not on the webbernet.

PS. My stories are from instant thought. I don't spell check, I don't go back and re-read. If they don't make sense... well... neither do I.

I’m at Roscoe’s House of Chicken & Waffles (1514 N Gower St, at Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles) w/ 6 others http://t.co/CAnfHsDG

I HATE TIME!!!!!

25 years… 25 YEARS!!!!!!! That’s how long ago The Princess Bride came out… Holy Cheese Steak!!!! How do we stop time? How do we change the we we perceive time? Even if some invents a time machine, WE still age… The time process needs to be 2 fold. 1. Stop the aging process, 2. Create Time Travel.  Figure those two things out… and we win… I win… somebody will win!

RT @brooksuniverse: #Canyoufigureout - Irreversible Quantum Dynamics ?….I am having a liiiitle bit of a hiccup with the von Neumann al …

The Shifty Guy

Don’t know if you heard the news about the Shifty Guy. He is short… still growing, but short. He’ll tell you he needs to go to the bathroom even though he just went. He’ll say so while telling you he is not tricking you… but he tricks you… he always tricks you.

Photo: I remember my first computer, it was the Apple IIe. I remember playing the best games on that… http://t.co/GgfbnXlz

I remember my first computer, it was the Apple IIe. I remember playing the best games on that machine. My friend got the Apple IIc and I was pissed… But the Apple IIgs made all things better. In college I was a PC guy, hated the shit out that machine… But one Xmas, my dad changed all of that… He got me my first iMac, it was graphite, it was awesome. From that moment on all things became clear to me, Apple computers were my everything! I’d like to thank my dad, AND Steve jobs for both opening my eyes to a life of great computing. While Steve will be missed, I will continue to support and buy all things Apple, because Apple has always been a part of my life. Say hi to John Candy for me!

I remember my first computer, it was the Apple IIe. I remember playing the best games on that machine. My friend got the Apple IIc and I was pissed… But the Apple IIgs made all things better. In college I was a PC guy, hated the shit out that machine… But one Xmas, my dad changed all of that… He got me my first iMac, it was graphite, it was awesome. From that moment on all things became clear to me, Apple computers were my everything! I’d like to thank my dad, AND Steve jobs for both opening my eyes to a life of great computing. While Steve will be missed, I will continue to support and buy all things Apple, because Apple has always been a part of my life. Say hi to John Candy for me!

Lunch with @gregaronowitz super director. Mega kisser