The Straight Poop.

Tales, Stories, Vulgarity, Movies, and Pictures... Everything not on the webbernet.

PS. My stories are from instant thought. I don't spell check, I don't go back and re-read. If they don't make sense... well... neither do I.

I will not follow jesus into anything!

hey @Mr_Sark I know a dude who loves entering you from the south!!! His name is mr fist… He deals in love… and fisting.

HEY TWITSTERS! I just need 999,728 more followers to hit the 1,000,000 mark!! Tell your friends to follow me! @brooksuniverse @milynnsarley

Migraines… and Puppy Dog Kisses.

After almost 30 years of headaches and Migraines, today, I am proud to say that I got my first “Stabbing Headache!” Good news is it lasted only about a minute or less… The bad news is… Holy shit… felt like I got shot… or Stabbed in the temple… It was wild!

Forever and a Day….

Well… It seems like only several months ago I posted something here…. Well… I have so much more to say that I will tell you all about it later!!!! Don’t believe me? Come back and find out!!!!!

I am Legend of the Fall.ing Down hill racer x-men of a Certain Age of Innocence.

I’m at Benihana (38 N La Cienega Blvd, btw Wilshire and Clifton, Los Angeles) w/ 3 others [pic]: http://4sq.com/gYneG2