The Straight Poop.

Tales, Stories, Vulgarity, Movies, and Pictures... Everything not on the webbernet.

PS. My stories are from instant thought. I don't spell check, I don't go back and re-read. If they don't make sense... well... neither do I.
I remember my first computer, it was the Apple IIe. I remember playing the best games on that machine. My friend got the Apple IIc and I was pissed… But the Apple IIgs made all things better. In college I was a PC guy, hated the shit out that machine… But one Xmas, my dad changed all of that… He got me my first iMac, it was graphite, it was awesome. From that moment on all things became clear to me, Apple computers were my everything! I’d like to thank my dad, AND Steve jobs for both opening my eyes to a life of great computing. While Steve will be missed, I will continue to support and buy all things Apple, because Apple has always been a part of my life. Say hi to John Candy for me!

I remember my first computer, it was the Apple IIe. I remember playing the best games on that machine. My friend got the Apple IIc and I was pissed… But the Apple IIgs made all things better. In college I was a PC guy, hated the shit out that machine… But one Xmas, my dad changed all of that… He got me my first iMac, it was graphite, it was awesome. From that moment on all things became clear to me, Apple computers were my everything! I’d like to thank my dad, AND Steve jobs for both opening my eyes to a life of great computing. While Steve will be missed, I will continue to support and buy all things Apple, because Apple has always been a part of my life. Say hi to John Candy for me!

Lunch with @gregaronowitz super director. Mega kisser

I will not follow jesus into anything!

hey @Mr_Sark I know a dude who loves entering you from the south!!! His name is mr fist… He deals in love… and fisting.

HEY TWITSTERS! I just need 999,728 more followers to hit the 1,000,000 mark!! Tell your friends to follow me! @brooksuniverse @milynnsarley

Migraines… and Puppy Dog Kisses.

After almost 30 years of headaches and Migraines, today, I am proud to say that I got my first “Stabbing Headache!” Good news is it lasted only about a minute or less… The bad news is… Holy shit… felt like I got shot… or Stabbed in the temple… It was wild!

Forever and a Day….

Well… It seems like only several months ago I posted something here…. Well… I have so much more to say that I will tell you all about it later!!!! Don’t believe me? Come back and find out!!!!!

I am Legend of the Fall.ing Down hill racer x-men of a Certain Age of Innocence.