The Straight Poop.

Tales, Stories, Vulgarity, Movies, and Pictures... Everything not on the webbernet.

PS. My stories are from instant thought. I don't spell check, I don't go back and re-read. If they don't make sense... well... neither do I.

The Shifty Guy

Don’t know if you heard the news about the Shifty Guy. He is short… still growing, but short. He’ll tell you he needs to go to the bathroom even though he just went. He’ll say so while telling you he is not tricking you… but he tricks you… he always tricks you.