The Straight Poop.

Tales, Stories, Vulgarity, Movies, and Pictures... Everything not on the webbernet.

PS. My stories are from instant thought. I don't spell check, I don't go back and re-read. If they don't make sense... well... neither do I.

I HATE TIME!!!!!

25 years… 25 YEARS!!!!!!! That’s how long ago The Princess Bride came out… Holy Cheese Steak!!!! How do we stop time? How do we change the we we perceive time? Even if some invents a time machine, WE still age… The time process needs to be 2 fold. 1. Stop the aging process, 2. Create Time Travel.  Figure those two things out… and we win… I win… somebody will win!