The Straight Poop.

Tales, Stories, Vulgarity, Movies, and Pictures... Everything not on the webbernet.

PS. My stories are from instant thought. I don't spell check, I don't go back and re-read. If they don't make sense... well... neither do I.

RT @brooksuniverse: Rainy monday in LA..it’s like Los Angeles WANTS me to go to Hawaii..okaaaay twist my arm #hawaiinokaoi