The Straight Poop.

Tales, Stories, Vulgarity, Movies, and Pictures... Everything not on the webbernet.

PS. My stories are from instant thought. I don't spell check, I don't go back and re-read. If they don't make sense... well... neither do I.

RT @MsUniverse1997: Happy Anniversary @torymell..in ur honor I have arranged for the perseid meteor shower to happen this evening..zombi …