Tales, Stories, Vulgarity, Movies, and Pictures… Everything not on the webbernet. PS. My stories are from instant thought. I don’t spell check, I don’t go back and re-read. If they don’t make sense… well… neither do I.Tumblr (3.0; @torymell)http://torymell.com/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydnp6YWz31qaubr6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><div> <p>One of the coolest things I ever did….</p> <p>The old Nintendo game, from about 1987: “Blades of Steel” was one of my favorite games ever!!! Just a pure, awesome hockey game.</p> <p>Well, I was so obsessed with it, that i decided to write down my own versions of statistics for each player and each team. Their skill level as a team, as players, etc… I wrote this on my desk in my room. I was 13 years old, instead of writing on a piece of paper I wrote on my white desk top, it was AWESOME!!! It took me a couple of weeks, but I finally had it finished, it was perfect. And as far as I cared, completely accurate. </p> <p>Coincidentally, a few weeks later a Blades of Steel Stat/Cheat book came out, I had to get it, and get it I did!</p> <p>I cracked it open… and I couldn’t believe what I was reading! Everything I wrote on my desk, literally, verbatim… Was in this book. Ever numbered rating I gave a team or player, every skill that a player was good at. Word for word was in this book. I couldn’t believe! I channeled this book somehow.. it was awesome. </p> <p>I should have been a STATs man.</p> </div>http://torymell.com/post/16487742048http://torymell.com/post/16487742048Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:24:42 -0800<p>There once was a boy from far, he knew not what is limits are. That was as much rhyming as I could get into one story…</p> <p>The boy was named Peter, Peter Sandfoot. A fitting name for a boy who’s feet were made of sand. He could lay in bed, he could sit in a chair, but he couldn’t go anywhere. Yes that was another rhyme, but it was unintentional. You see If Pete tried to walk he feet would crumble under the pressure. There was no cure, now amount of science that could fix the boy, he was simply an oddity. </p> <p>He dragged himself from here to there, he dragged himself everywhere. Sometimes it’s just easier to rhyme, ESPECIALLY when it works. The one place he never dragged himself to was the beach, or a ply ground with sand. It would seem like the logical thing to do, being his feet are made of sand… But the thought just never crossed his mind, not to mention he just hated sand. It was dirty.</p> <p>On his 27th birthday, he decided he had enough of the home life. He had enough of being trapped by his own freakishness. Pete was going to drag himself to the beach. He was going to ignore his hatred of the very thing that is part of his body. Pete lived deep in the San Fernando Valley, the ocean… A far crawl. </p> <p>Pete hated people, hated public transportation, and hated anything that would make his life even a little easier. He would rather suffer. the scrapes and bruises, that come with dragging yourself around for 20+ years. </p> <p>After a couple days of hard crawling, a few close calls with cars, and vehicles of the like, he sat at the foot of the Beautiful Malibu ocean. He took in all the sites, all the sounds. The ocean crashing on the shore, kids and people playing or laying in the sun. The edge of the sand was right at his finger tips, right within his grasp. Did he come here to die? surely Pete wouldn’t want to make the journey back to the deep Valley. </p> <p>The sun began to set and Pete just sat there, waiting for something, anything, that would make him go where he dragged himself, onto the sand. Nothing came. No one to prompt him or help him. No one to push him the extra foot, no support system, then there was her.</p> <p>She wasn’t an ugly girl, or a skinny girl, she was completely average, from head to toe. Her identifying marker were he black framed glasses and her incredible long hair that drapped over her head like a mop. She was no hipster, he could tell from the angle, this poor girl was blind as a bat. She sat down next to him, HIM, the guy with the sand for feet. “What are you waiting for?” She asked while adjusting her glasses. Why was she talking to him? How did she know he was waiting? How long did she watch him waiting? Did she see him drag himself here? “I’m not sure.” he answered as if this were a normal situation. “The sand likes your feet.” He looked at his feet. “Are my feet.” he quickly replied. “It’s amazing what you can do when you just let go and listen.” The girl moved the hair from her ears, and revealed to Pete, the most incredible ears he has ever seen. They were beautiful, shaped like butterfly wings, and when they fluttered she could hear anything. “The sand is welcoming you.” Peter didn’t know what to do. All he could od is smile. For the first time in his entire life, Pere Sandfoot smiled. Smiled a huge genuine smile. He felt a warmth roll over his body, a flutter in his heart. He didn’t think he just listened. Slowly, Peter stretched his legs towards the sand, getting ever closer. Before he touched the warm grains her looked at her once more, he smiled.</p> <p>To describe the feeling would be impossible to do, the best anyone could do is try. Like skiing down a mountain, surfing a never ending wave, running your fingers across the top of water, Peter Sandfoot could glide across the sand effortlessly. He no longer had to drag himself anywhere, he longer had to suffer the misery that was his life. For the first time in 27 years, Peter Sandfoot was free. After sliding through the sand for what seemed like forever he returned to where he and the butterfly eared girl were sitting, but she was gone. Without a single good bye, with out a name to follow, Peter was alone again. He was free, but Peter Sandfoot, was alone.</p>http://torymell.com/post/15596781078http://torymell.com/post/15596781078Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:56:36 -0800<p>I’ve become sick and tired of listening to shitty people say shitty things. My next step is ultra violence.  I think you will agree.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxk6pzZp9V1qaobey.jpg"/></p>http://torymell.com/post/15595070772http://torymell.com/post/15595070772Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:27:44 -0800<p>Another night. Another awesome dance fiesta! (at House Without A Key) [pic] — <a href="http://t.co/J1JpYRla" target="_blank">http://t.co/J1JpYRla</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/14616014246http://torymell.com/post/14616014246Thu, 22 Dec 2011 06:08:07 -0800<p>First sugar cane stick of many to come!!! (at House Without A Key) [pic] — <a href="http://t.co/kJLZ2xrh" target="_blank">http://t.co/kJLZ2xrh</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/14496448135http://torymell.com/post/14496448135Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:05:19 -0800<p>Santa clause is going to toys r us. (at Toys”R”Us) [pic] — <a href="http://t.co/FxcLrvlh" target="_blank">http://t.co/FxcLrvlh</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/14446703501http://torymell.com/post/14446703501Sun, 18 Dec 2011 22:42:04 -0800<p>Hellooooo Oahu!!! I mean, ALOOOOOHA!!! (at Honolulu International Airport (HNL)) [pic] — <a href="http://t.co/y05cb6aZ" target="_blank">http://t.co/y05cb6aZ</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/14353606713http://torymell.com/post/14353606713Sat, 17 Dec 2011 06:26:40 -0800<p>Oh fuckjng ya!!! New Paramount logo. Batman opening. Ghost fuking protocol. Mer… (at AMC Citywalk Stadium 19) [pic] — <a href="http://t.co/nxVerivf" target="_blank">http://t.co/nxVerivf</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/14317618937http://torymell.com/post/14317618937Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:33:05 -0800<p>I just ousted @lacheraqui as the mayor of Vortex Immersion Media Dome on @foursquare! <a href="http://t.co/LqRvKmqi" target="_blank">http://t.co/LqRvKmqi</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/14194085909http://torymell.com/post/14194085909Tue, 13 Dec 2011 17:50:28 -0800<p>RT @brooksuniverse: Rainy monday in LA..it’s like Los Angeles WANTS me to go to Hawaii..okaaaay twist my arm #hawaiinokaoi</p>http://torymell.com/post/14153952673http://torymell.com/post/14153952673Mon, 12 Dec 2011 20:42:35 -0800<p>Soft. Awesome open!!! The food is better than anything I’ve ever had!!! Jeff wins again!!! <a href="http://t.co/EASKNnxN" target="_blank">http://t.co/EASKNnxN</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/14059167728http://torymell.com/post/14059167728Sun, 11 Dec 2011 01:51:57 -0800<p>Waiting for AAA <a href="http://t.co/CqvUgILH" target="_blank">http://t.co/CqvUgILH</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/13982035653http://torymell.com/post/13982035653Fri, 09 Dec 2011 13:38:37 -0800<p>OH SNAP!!!! Got questions for @daniellogan aka boba fett, tweek them to @GeekNation Danny boba fett will be our guest tonight on @fivebyfive</p>http://torymell.com/post/13955613041http://torymell.com/post/13955613041Thu, 08 Dec 2011 20:29:30 -0800<p>You may be the mayor but I am the king. (@ Philippe The Original) <a href="http://t.co/vpO1rW7t" target="_blank">http://t.co/vpO1rW7t</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/13844099184http://torymell.com/post/13844099184Tue, 06 Dec 2011 14:55:17 -0800<p><a href="http://t.co/ZsmYsW4G" target="_blank">http://t.co/ZsmYsW4G</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/13775385499http://torymell.com/post/13775385499Mon, 05 Dec 2011 03:02:25 -0800<p>Oh ya!!!! I mean. Haaaarr <a href="http://t.co/s5wUNWeo" target="_blank">http://t.co/s5wUNWeo</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/13722702178http://torymell.com/post/13722702178Sun, 04 Dec 2011 02:31:00 -0800<p>why @TomCruise is my best friend and not yours… We just laugh ALL the time!!! We see movies… Eat food…. it’s a thing!!! TC!!!!!</p>http://torymell.com/post/13626868449http://torymell.com/post/13626868449Fri, 02 Dec 2011 03:08:22 -0800<p>Jet blue. Vegas. Weird. <a href="http://t.co/Q3ehoE3y" target="_blank">http://t.co/Q3ehoE3y</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/11848188292http://torymell.com/post/11848188292Sun, 23 Oct 2011 23:09:52 -0700<p>Vegas…. Ew. (@ Bob Hope Airport (BUR) w/ 9 others) <a href="http://t.co/T0wWS9vq" target="_blank">http://t.co/T0wWS9vq</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/11816415126http://torymell.com/post/11816415126Sun, 23 Oct 2011 10:37:54 -0700<p>Cocaine. Hookers. (@ Bionic Marv’s Party Palace) <a href="http://t.co/ZKAPZnBS" target="_blank">http://t.co/ZKAPZnBS</a></p>http://torymell.com/post/11795791069http://torymell.com/post/11795791069Sat, 22 Oct 2011 21:21:13 -0700